I love Jesus. My former hippie Agnostic mother and Atheist father are pretty horrified. I, however, remain undeterred. I am deeply in love with Jesus because I believe he is the original badass. Let’s review, shall we? Jesus never hung out with the upper class, the cool kids, nor the powerful. He connected with lepers, tax collectors, and women of questionable reputation (by the way, Mary Magdalene was never called a prostitute in the Bible. It’s one of the longest nastiest rumors of all times.